The Cucador Ladrones Hash got off to very inauspicious start with locals removing the marks, due to the persistent burglaries in there area. Hope no one is trying to sell a house there.
Prickly Tits has captured the overall spirit of this hash in her FB write up, but I felt it only right and proper to give a fuller account on behalf of the hares and their valient attempts to make this a very memorable event.
It goes without saying that this was our longest “hotest” and “wetest” hash this year. Sorry CH3 your True Mountain hash was only a practice for this one, which was in fact a duothon requiring an arduous two metre swim with beer stop almost immediately after the start. Petal stripping to his skinnies ( never thought anyone wore white knickers in this day and age) to show us how it’s done. Swiftly followed by KeyFOB, PricklyTits, PTMD, 2Hats and others to few to mention. OverDefence trying to rally the troops for the resumption only to be ignored in favour of R-Soglers freshly made Welsh Bara Brith. Now we know what keeps the welsh going in their sheep chasing forays in the hills. Whilst we didn’t encounter any sheep we find ourselves covered in pricklies and despite several de-pricking sessions we all emerged looking like well used Voodoo dolls. Only A&E refused to de-prick, putting it down to double socking.
We were honoured this hash to be joined by non other than BumBag and SoftWhere, ( for their annual hash visit) DimSim and as already mentiond A&E. No doubt having heard of the arduous nature of this particular hash were using it to train for their imminent attempt to climb The 3500m Mulhacén in Granada. Pictures please on completion.
The circle taking it’s usual under organised meander through various renditions of well known but ill remembered hash songs. No song sheets and song Mistress, it was left to an under charged Hash Flash Puff to lead ( don’t give up your day job).
The incumbent RA 2Hats buoyed by his post Erection success of Thursday performed his duties with the usual professional and very biased way took it upon himself to call a snap vote by way of a show of hands on the renaming of KeyFOB to KeyKNOB. Discounting the dubious tactics of various hashers double voting, the motion was not carried. But as in the world of politics and despite the wish of the majority the true outcome was ignored and KeyFOB was nick-nicknamed KeyKNOB. Other permutations will no doubt follow.
KF/K (Not to be confused with KFC)