A harrier asks his wife: “What do you love most about me? My tremendous athletic ability or my superior intellect?”
“What I love most about you,” responded his wife, “is your enormous sense of humour.”
How many hashers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to get drunk enough for the room to start spinning.
Did you hear about the hash house harrier that met a girl in a nightclub, she invites him back to her place for the night? Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys. There’s hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and windowsill, there’s more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later after they’ve had sex, he turns to her and asks, “So, how was I?” “Well” she says… “You can take anything from the bottom shelf.”
A hash house harrier couple are in bed asleep when the phone rings at 2 am.
The Harriet picks up the phone, listens a moment then says “How should I know, it’s 200 miles from here” and puts the phone down.
The harrier says, “Who was it?”
The Harriet replies, “I don’t know, some stupid woman saying, “Is the coast clear”
A hasher and a harriet who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves sharing a bunk room at large hash weekend. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the hasher leaned down and gently woke the harriet saying, ‘excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ the harriet replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ exclaimed the hasher.
‘Good,’ she replied. ‘Get your own f…ing blanket.’
A motorist runs into a police station and says, “Quick, I’ve just run down three Hash House Harriers” the policeman calmly says “sorry sir, but today is Sunday, you’ll have to come back tomorrow to collect your reward”